CHIRON CATCHALL

[laid]

(The number one rule is never expect me to have a dumb meme on hand I'm sorry.)

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[laid]

Who said anything about caring? I was just makin' some observations is all.

[And to further deflect;]
Now, if you were a cute lady centaur, then maybe I'd care.

[antaressnipe]

... That would not change the fact that I was a centaur, you realize.

[yeah he sees that deflecting but frankly, this is the third time someone has essentially said "you being half-horse ain't even a concern".

He is... very worried about this group]

[laid]

[Suddenly very serious;]

A pretty lady's a pretty lady no matter the species.
[DID HE STUTTER, SIR?]

[antaressnipe]

[ahshfkgldls holding his hands up in surrender!!]

Noted.

Well, this hypothetical me is quite flattered, I assure you.

[laid]

[Nods.]

In fact, this situation'd be a lot more appealing if it was a bunch of eligible young women. Old Raven'd have no problem workin' hard to protect them if it was like that.
[Terrible.]

[antaressnipe]

So that's what motivates you?

[Listen, his brother is Zeus. He can't even pretend to be surprised by what he's hearing]

I've no right to criticize what drives you, though I do hope you'll consider expending some energy for the rest who don't meet your criteria.

[yeah he's still on that]

[laid]

[If you're resorting to combaring people to Zeus the bar is already on the floor.]

Who knows, maybe this'll all be some huge misunderstandin' and nobody's gonna have ta look after anyone else.

[antaressnipe]

[Listen, Zeus literally fucked his way through multiple generations. Raven has many chances to redeem himself in comparison.]

I think we all would prefer that.

[Spoken in a tone that suggests he doubts it, though. For his own personal reasons, but they're not anything he decides to voice.]

Well, we shall likely see in a few days' time, assuming our captors are willing to talk with us.

[laid]

[Listen we can both silently agree that isn't likely. And just not say it.]

Ya think you're willin' to be more traditional if they show up with less benevolent intentions?
[Will you get tired of being nice and go ape shitt]

[antaressnipe]

I will do what I believe needs to be done -- no more or less than that.

[God I hope Chiron goes apeshit but until then, pragmatic to a fault, this one. Though from his tone alone...

It's clear he does not have an aversion to necessary bloodshed]

[laid]

Gotta do what's best for all those kids, right?

[He's got a vague idea of what you're all about, horse man.]

[antaressnipe]

[No answer. He just offers Raven a neutral glance]

And you? What will motivate you if we meet unfortunate odds?

[laid]

I dunno. I might just cave under the pressure and be no help ta anyone.

[Is this a real answer? Who can say.]