RUFUS CATCH ALL

[laid]

[Imagine here the "I'm gonna pay you 100 dollars to fuck off" meme but it's Raven and Rufus and the text has been changed to say "not" before fuck off.]

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[laid]

[Hm.]

I dunno whether ta be relieved or concerned.

[soulus]

If you're concerned about where your soul will head once the competition ends, I can take it into custody.

[laid]

That depends, what're the benefits fer me?

[soulus]

All souls of mortals are eventually reincarnated. You can enjoy a new life, and I can collect your soul for a second time once you die then.

[laid]

[He still doesn't fully get it, but well, it's fine probably.]

Well, I'm sure my soul would be safe in yer responsible hands.

[But wait a second, this is Rufus;]
I ain't got any money ta pay you for all that, though.

[soulus]

Souls cost money. You would be paying me simply by existing.

[laid]

[Oh... cute.]

Consider me in your care, then. Yer a rough guy, but I think you're not a bad person, underneath.

[soulus]

. . . Then we're in agreement. I will receive your soul once the competition has ended.