RUFUS CATCH ALL

[laid]

[Imagine here the "I'm gonna pay you 100 dollars to fuck off" meme but it's Raven and Rufus and the text has been changed to say "not" before fuck off.]

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[laid]

[Hm.]

Am I misremembering or are you grumpier than usual?

[soulus]

You must be misremembering.

[laid]

So what would it take ta make ya smile, Rufus?

[soulus]

That's no concern of yours.

[laid]

It is so.

[Folding his arms over his chest. He's putting his foot down!]

[soulus]

How is that?

[laid]

Maybe I feel like caring about the mental well being of the guy who's taking care of my soul after I die?

[He won't say that he cares about Rufus directly because he doesn't think he'd like that.]

[soulus]

Does that mean you're still interested?

[laid]

Sure.

[Wait.]

Unless yer plannin' on reaping me right now since I technically oughta be dead.

[soulus]

Even if that were my plan, I currently lack access to the relevant abilities; however, I have no intention of killing you to claim your soul.

[laid]

Then yes, I'm still interested. No reason fer me ta change my mind, is there?

[soulus]

. . . Then rest assured. My mental state has no effect on my job performance. I will collect your soul when you're next at death's door.