RUFUS CATCH ALL

[laid]

[Imagine here the "I'm gonna pay you 100 dollars to fuck off" meme but it's Raven and Rufus and the text has been changed to say "not" before fuck off.]

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[laid]

Ain't you worried at all, Rufus?

[Like, about anything.]

[soulus]

I would rather be productive than worried.

[laid]

I mean, sure, I think most of us would be. But most people gotta just live with bein' worried no matter what they want.

[soulus]

I dislike repeating myself.

[Once again, he is not most people.]

[laid]

Yeah yeah, well I'm just explainin' what us huddled mortal masses have ta deal with on a regular basis, yer majesty.
[This is teasing but also sort of not.]

[soulus]

That doesn't concern me.

[laid]

Well it should. Because like it or not you're probably stuck with the lot of us for a while yet.

[soulus]

In that case, I would prefer to discuss business.

[laid]

What business?

[Do other people have money??? He doesn't understand.]

[soulus]

The business of information exchange, of course.

[laid]

You say exchange but any time I try to get information out of you, ya dodge the question.

[soulus]

I will not answer questions that do not pertain to the Realm.

[laid]

Well why not?

[soulus]

Simply put, there would be no benefit to answering them.

[laid]

Well maybe Old Raven wants a story or two same as he gave you.

[soulus]

You'll have to find someone else.