Sounds rough. No wonder yer so sour faced all the time. If ya only got woken up ta do stuff like that it's shocking you're even as close to well-adjusted as ya are.
[Pats Bucky on the arm. Whether he wants that to happen or not.]
[ ...you know what, he can't even be mad at any one of those descriptors. He knows and accepts all of these aspects of himself. He feels like he should feel insulted because of the way it's phrased but honestly it's just true. ]
I can be all those things and have a sense of humor.
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At least you got fingers. The last guy I met with a replacement hand just had a ball with spikes on it.
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Gotta say, not my favorite one. I'm a simple man, I just prefer to have a regular five-fingered hand.
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[He doesn't even look THAT old, despite what his profile says.]
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Right, so what's your deal then? You got one of those weird ages on her profile, but you look plenty human ta me.
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What, so you were frozen for a long time and then got unfrozen no problem!?
[He didn't think that was possible??]
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[ Although he's not sure if his being "out of sorts" was due to the freezing or the copious brainwashing. Or some mixture of the two. ]
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You got frozen and unfrozen multiple times? You keep falling into the same ice hole or something?
[Hah.]
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No. The first time was an accident. The rest were...planned. Outside of my control.
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What, so you're some sorta like... special ops guy they put on ice til they got a job for you, or something?
[Something like that.]
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Yeah, pretty much.
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[Pats Bucky on the arm. Whether he wants that to happen or not.]
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Being called freezerburnt, apparently.
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Here I was expectin' you ta take offense to it.
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I can be all those things and have a sense of humor.