WEEK 1 CURFEW HELL

[laid]

But it's Bucky

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[laid]

[Immediately;]

What the hell is that?

[frostythehitman]

[ immediately on the defensive: ]

A snack.

[supremity]

That looks more like slop.

[frostythehitman]

[ shrugs. ]

I'm hungry and it's food. It doesn't have to look pretty.

[supremity]

[ The problem here is that if Xie Lian did this and showed Hua Cheng, he would say that his gege was the most clever. I hate him. ]

What is even in that.

[frostythehitman]

[ Vezda looks at his hand mess, squints, then shrugs. ]

Just whatever I found laying around.

[ he has already forgotten. ]

[supremity]

[ Gross. But, again, if Xie Lian did it it would be fine and he'd have rights. ]

By all means, then. If you get sick, at least the bathroom is probably unlocked, if the kitchen was.

[frostythehitman]

I didn't find it in the garbage. It's all perfectly edible!

[ probably. ]

[dianxias]

[ food in the garbage is edible! ]

[supremity]

It's more the combination of foods I assume usually don't tend to go together than where you found it I'm implying.

[frostythehitman]

Oh. Well.

I've had worse.

[supremity]

I'm sure most of us could say that.

What's the glop on top? [ I was going to type white stuff but decided against it, much like the mods. ]

[frostythehitman]

Mayonnaise.

[laid]

[He's not going to comment on the food choices bc that's not his business, but.]

Ya never heard of a plate before?

[frostythehitman]

Why dirty a plate when I don't have to?

[laid]

Because you're a civilized human being and not some sorta robot barbarian?

[frostythehitman]

It's not about being a barbarian, it's about being pragmatic.

[laid]

Yer eatin' hotdogs off of the same fingers you shoved into a corpse not but last week.

[frostythehitman]

You think I didn't clean them off right after that?

[laid]

It's the principle of the thing.

[frostythehitman]

So if you touched a dead body with your fleshy hands, you'd never use them again either?

[laid]

[... WELL.]

I'd at least wait longer than a week!

[frostythehitman]

A whole week of not using your hands at all, huh?

[laid]

A whole week of not eatin' directly off them, yeah.

[frostythehitman]

Pfft, that's like saying you're not gonna wear your underwear until a week after you've washed them. It's not like it's gonna get any cleaner than clean!